Archive for January 8th, 2007

Steven Wright Stand-Up Routine

Monday, January 8th, 2007

Steven Wright is the master of the deadpan delivery but his whole routine consists only of one-liners. They’re hilarious one-liners but don’t expect him to tell any stories. Some of my favorites:

  • I went to a museum where they keep all the heads and arms from the other museums.
  • I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier for my birthday so I put them in a room and let them fight it out.