The guy is quite whiny, but I don’t know that justifies the cop tasering him.

Happy shopping! Happy, at least, if you don’t get caught in a Black Friday stampede:

Author William S. Burroughs reads his poem Thanksgiving Day Nov. 28, 1986:

Trip Fisk tells us the dangers of swords. Apparently, swords are to be taken seriously. And they are definitely not for decorative purposes. WORK WARNING: These clips contain foul language and Monty Pythonesque gore. Still, these clips from Channel101.com are very funny:

Episode One:

In this episode: "Honey, I Killed Our Son" and "Swords Will Cut Your F***ing Hands Off"

Episode Two:

In this episode: "Swords Kill F***ing Asians Too," and "Swords Will F***ing Wide Open: The Movie."

Episode Three:

Episode Four:

The Jazzman stirs up the ghosts in our hero’s closet. With a special appearance from Batman.

Episode Five:

In a special Halloween episode, Drew Hancock takes his hit show back into an anthology format with the Tales from the Crypt parody, Cautionary Terror Tales of Swords and Terror.

Out Takes

I have no idea how this relates to Cadbury milk chocolate, but damn is it good:

Dick Wilson, the actor who played Mr. Whipple in the Charmin commercials died at 91 years of age yesterday.