Posts Tagged ‘poem’

Walt Garrison Recites People Are Funny Critters

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

I just saw this clip on the NFL Network and I absolutely love it. This is reciting the poem by . My favorite lines:

And double scotch drinkers,
And soda straw manglers,
And bar napkin stranglers

Never thought of it, but some people do strangle bar napkins. Nice detail. Garrison was a charismatic fullback for the Dallas Cowboys back in the 70s. He was an actual cowboy who did some rodeo shows during the offseason. He messed up his knee while wrestling steer, and that injury ended his football career. Garrison was a prominent spokesman for Skoal chewing tobacco:

Valentine’s Day Tips From Jennifer Love Hewitt

Wednesday, February 14th, 2007

It may seem obvious but ‘s advice is worth noting, guys:

The Dears – 22: The Death Of All Romance

Here’s a music video for you, courtesy of :

Kurt Vonnegut Poem

Finally, a poem by :

Roses are red
And ready for plucking
She’s sixteen
And ready for high school

Shame on you.